Wednesday, July 19, 2006


"Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,
a bad guy when Poppy Bush declared war on him,
a good guy when Cheney did business with him,
and a bad guy when Dubya needed a diversion
from the fact that Osama got away unpunished."

Hey just a crazy thought!

Hey guys just a reminder that our government sucks doggy ass! Not only did we let the murderer(Osama)get away without punishment but did you hear that Alberto Gonzales admitted that Howdy Doody Bush personally blocked Justice Department
lawyers from pursuing an internal probe of the warrantless eavesdropping program that
monitors Americans calls and e-mails. Remember earlier this year when the department announced it could not pursue an investigation into the role of Justice lawyers in crafting the program, under which the NSA illegally spies on Americans without court approval. At the time, the office said it could not obtain security clearance to examine the classified program. Under sharp questioning from Republicans (because the Democrats are scared to speak bitches), Gonzales said that Bush issued the order to block the access needed to allow the probe of his crimes to move forward I don't know but doesn't that sound CRIMINAL!). And now the war in the middle east is raging and Bush will not stop because he can't, no one will listen to this idiot! Here is a cell phone sticker that someone else came up with, its a reminder that we take our privacy and basic civil liberties for granted at our own peril. So because Bush has this country so F**ked up. So its a nice picture that I like. Since we have no privacy and it seems that no one cares. Just print it out on a sticky label and paste it on your cell phone, your computer, your luggage, your forehead, your windshield and every letter you send. And remember Bush is listening so please use big words. And also remember to do this is in your own self interest. After all, first they came for our privacy, then . . . well you know the rest. Bastards!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Darcy Kicked Ass!

You guys missed a great show the other day. Mike from fairway called in to express his usual ignorance about everything. So he started to express his ignorance of evolution and I called him on the carpet of challenging him about his degree in micro-biology he claims received from KU. I told him that he can give me his full name and the dates he was there and I would call a friend of mine and confirm his degree and he went ballistic and quickly changed the subject. Then Darcy turned him into her bitch when she asked him what do you think of Jared Diamond(Guns,Germs and Steele)theories. Mike the usual confident individual all of a sudden pretended he could not hear what was being said on the radio despite the fact that he heard everything else previously just a few seconds ago. She stated it again and again Mike could not hear anything. Then she said if you studied micro-biology then you should know about Jared Diamond. He lost face right there on the radio. Mike was finally put in his place by the dynamic duo.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Osama Who? Never heard of him ya bitches!

"I take this sacred vow that we
will never stop looking for him."

Hey remember that line from the president years ago guys, well the twobit bitch lied. The Bush administration has failed us again we have officially stopped looking for Osama Bin Hiding Oops! I mean Laden. The CIA has closed a unit that for a decade had the mission of hunting Osama and his top lieutenants,intelligence officials confirmed Monday. The unit,known as Alec Station, was disbanded late last year
and its analysts reassigned within the C.I.A. Counterterrorist Center, the officials said. The decision is a milestone for the agency, which formed the unit before Osama became a household name and bolstered its ranks after 9-11, when Bush pledged to bring Mr. bin Laden to justice "dead or alive. I guess Bush is thinking that now that the voters can't punish him, He doesn't know or care what happens to him.
So Bush gave up on hunting Osama a year ago and never told us. Real nice. And spare us the "they're still hunting for him" BS. They're not hunting for him if they disbanded the special unit that's been hunting for him for ten years. And by the way, that means it was Bill Clinton who decided way before 9-11 that we needed to get bin Laden, and it was the Bush bitch who gave up the fight. If this was Clinton there would have been a counter on the tv depicting how many days its been since he's been free that we have not caught Bin Laden. The republicans are weak on terrorism.

Dueling Quotes!

"We will follow the money as a trail to the terrorists and freeze the money to disrupt their actions."
-- Dubya, September 24,2001,unveiling his new "terrorist asset tracking center,"

"If you want to figure out what the terrorists are doing, you try to follow their money.
And the fact that a newspaper disclosed it makes it harder to win this war on terror."
-- Dubya,too stupid to remember he revealed this program five years ago.