More rantings!

Ok folks the evil returns tonight on WSX. Now of course we are going to cover the shooting in Newyork and a lot of things that have been going on politically.
But I just want to say for the record that the Tyra Banks show proves that this country is officially out of talent. If I see one more make over show or if she dresses up in in another costume. The other day she proved that your Evilness was correct when she asked Janet Jackson if she farted and owed up to it and how she farts all the time. Okay folks first of all hot chicks should never admit that they fart. Ever! Thats just a cardinal Anthony rule that should never be violated. But Janet admitted that she has a gas problem...dammit why did she have to go ahead and say that. Okay also it seems that president Doofus Bush(R-Idiot) has proved again that stupid is as stupid does when he said again that Iraq had ties to Al-Qaeda. Now the funny part comes in when Nancy Pelosi was forced trying not to laugh saying that the president should read his 9/11 commission report that clearly shows and proves that Iraq and Al-qaeda were not connected in any way. God I love america.

Rosie Disgusts me!

Okay, do not get me wrong I do not hate Rosie O'donnell. I do not even know Rosie O'donnell.But my problem with her stems from an incident between Clay Aiken and Kelly Ripa. Now Kelly was conducting an interview and Clay during the interview covered Kelly's mouth with his hand. Kelly played it off with class with a "thats a no no" comment and also made the comment that she does not know where that hands been(which is the truth). Okay my point is, you should never put your hands in someones mouth(unless your asked to). Plus nothing should be shoved in the body bigger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.Thats very disrespectful! Well Rosie got wind of it and accused Kelly of making a homophobic remark....What? Clay Aiken should have apologized or suffered a bitch slap. Are we getting into a new mind set in this country when everybody gets so sensitive that we start accusing people of crap ..How paranoid is that. Rosie, not everything is homophobic.....stop being hetero-phobic! Now what was racist was the Michael Richards controversy. Check it out for your self.

Oh poor baby.

Okay folks if you are a republican or like Bush, you will not like tonights show.
I mean its going to be me gloating and putting Bush lovers in their place.
Also there will be other things to talk about. Well I know you heard the news about Bush has screwed it up so badly that his daddy and his friends have to come in and clean up the Iraq mess for him. I mean I have only been saying this for years that this guy is incompetent. Enjoy tonights show.

Coming Attractions.

You gotta love this picture. Anyway Britney Spears is getting a divorce. Wow, they are so in love and I sure did not see that coming.hmmmm damn. Anyway,Rummy just resigned and now the hammers is about to come a swinging.Here are what they should look into according to me. Whats really going to happen. Events of September 11, 2001.Pre-war faulty intelligence that was used to justify invading Iraq.
Whether the Bush Administration purposely misrepresented intelligence.War profiteering
Illegal wiretaps.Torture

End of the NEOCONS!

Yes,the GOP values of rape, torture, murder, invasions,secret prisons and illegal eavesdropping might be destroyed.Hey folks here is an excerpt from a Canadian about the neocons from about two days ago. "Whether or not the Republicans lose control of one or both houses of the U.S. Congress on Tuesday,the neo-conservative vision that has guided American foreign policy since 2001 has run its course. The neo-cons' grand design lies in ruins, having accomplished nothing other than to shrink America's stature in the world. The great unwinding of the American "benign global hegemony" first heralded by neo-cons William Kristol and Robert Kagan in 1996 will commence after the election, when America's political leadership will abandon Iraq and the neo-cons.

Quotes!

"They could make the Diebold machines work if they wanted to.
Proof - have you ever had an ATM machine give you too much money?
No, that doesn't happen because the banks are careful with their money."
-- some guy on CNN

The Party Is Over.

Wow, I must say that I am shocked. It seems that the Republicans got their asses kicked and bitchslapped in the House and soon to be in the Senate(at the time of writing this Montana and Virginia is still being counted) I stayed up all night and was on the phone with the Red Menace and fell asleep on the couch. Now I predicted McCaskill was going to win and I was right. Now Fox News the sore stupid losers that they are, said well here comes Nancy Pelosi and her San Francisco values(see this elitist comment is why they lost both the House and the Senate). Now here is what is going to happen folks, first of all, I am going to(along with the Red Menace)gloat and brag my ass off on the show and to every Republican thug I know. Second talk radio and Fox News will try to down play the fact they just got slaughtered(ho checked) because the public hates parties who govern from the extreme right or left. They will say the government is now full of leftist liberals and of course that would be a lie. They have to save face somehow and minimize the fact that now they are powerless and that no one likes them and they have been successfully marginalized. Plus, now they really want a terrorist attack to happen to make them feel a little better. Now, here is what's really is going to happen; the Democrats will push through the minimum wage bill and recalling tax cuts for the oil companies and the 9/11 recommendations, perscription drugs prices.. But the real ass kicking has yet to come. Now Jim Murtha kind of hinted around to it. But I knew it was coming if the Dems ever took power and the Republicans knew it too. Thats why they are saying the things they are because judgment day is upon them. There will be investigations into the oil companies and energy meetings and also the Iraq war issue and all the secret meetings. I tell you I can now start believing in my country again.

Get out and vote.

First of all the seven pictures next to this paragraph is reason enough to get out and vote. Plus I want to give a shout out to major freethinker's Cara and Anthony who checks out this site and they think it's cool. Plus, that Anthony has a very cool name.
Okay if you have not voted please get out there and vote.I want to see Sean Hannity depressed.

I allegedly voted.

I need to learn how to just shut my mouth sometimes. Okay here is how it went down. I went to the local church to vote today and I noticed, that first of all what age do you have to be to be an election worker? I mean these people ages were at least pi(3.14). There was one young election worker who handed me that really spooky electronic card before I cast my alleged vote. I proceeded to ask her that I could not help for noticing that Diebold(they make the atm's)was the maker of these electronic voting machines. So I asked her, where was my receipt for voting? She said that there would be no receipt. I responded by saying your shitting me! There is no receipt! The company that makes ATM's that always give you a receipt during any transactions can not give me a receipt of who I voted for. I asked her why no receipt, she said she did not know. I said, does that not make you a little suspicious? She said nope! Hmmm that's a damn shame. So I quickly told her that these machines have a bad record of being wrong and that Chavez of Venezuela bought machines(diebold) in Florida complete with receipt capabilities
to make sure his elections were fair. They put the receipts in a lock box to be double checked in case of controversey. So it can be done, so why do we not have receipts. She could not answer. then I told her that in Florida they did not give receipts because the election workers there said that they did not want the receipts to conflict with the official tally of the machines...Huh! Thats like operating the cash register and then not running the receipt tape at the end of the shift because we do not want it to conflict with the amount of money in the drawer. So I voted and who knows how it will turn out. Since I do not have proof of purchase.

California State Of Mind.

Hi I am back from sunny and smoggy California. I had a great time and conducted really good business while I was there. I spent all tuesday morning at the beach and all afternoon and partied hard in Hollywood at night. Oh yeah I almost ran over Downtown Julie Brown on a Hollywood street one night. I also kicked out about forty useless people out of my life forever hence the title. Plus the woman with the red hair she will be on a show called america's got talent. I got to know here she is really cool(how she gyrates with those hula hoops is amazing). All right now back to the real reason you tune in to this crappy site. It seems that Limbaugh(R-Druggie)has taken Michael J Fox to task about his stem cell commercial. (Note: these republicans can still not understand science) Rushy said that Fox is faking it or he did not take his medicine therefore enhancing the effects for the commercial. Also he brought up the fact that Fox admits in a 2002 book that he did not take his medicine so he could shake more before congress. Oops, and I almost forgot that he also did an episode of Boston Legal and he did not shake not once in the show( I can not believe people actually brought that one up as if it was a legitmate point) Okay where do I start. Well first of all it is a tv show and is heavily edited plus as a Parkinsons sufferer he has good days and bad days. Now is he faking it? I do not know but I find it very interesting that the same party that stage managed that big 9/11 lie tv show that purposefuly distorted and lied about Clintons record all of a sudden wants to accuse Mr. Fox of being deceitful. Damn thats funny.

No Show Monday

Hey guys I will not be doing the show this mon Oct 23rd 2006.
I will be in Los Angeles California until Wednesday
I will return to the airwaves the following monday.

One legged Bandit.

Look at the differences in facial expressions in these above photos.
My words have proven so prophetic with this Paul McCartney divorce extortion scheme.
Now some people will say that I hate women and that I am just a mean person. Yeah whatever! For years I have advanced the idea of prenuptial agreements for men/women who want to protect their assets. I also said that this love crap does not work in divorce court because when you are mad at each other that,love shit goes flying out the window. Now it is lets hurt the other person time!
Also never believe a man or woman who say that your assets does not matter and they will not sign an agreement. And one more item who does the above really affect the majority of the time..................MEN! Okay the latest in this trainwreck is that Paul is going to lose half his fortune and will get ass-raped in court. Not to mention the fact that he is now being accused of beating now former wife Heather Mills. Now if he did indeed hit her then he needs to face the consequences of assault.

But the truth of the matter is that Pauls deserves everything he is getting and then some. Thats what he gets for falling in love and imagining constant bootie calls and ignoring marriage statistics. Plus it was reported that the model/activist (I hate pretentious activists)wanted to sign a prenup and he refused. Look here folks I do not care how good the sex is or how good she or he looks or even the sex skills that they possess. The point of the matter is protect your assets! Remember 70% of marriages FAIL while only 30% succeed.

What does that mean Big Ant...well let me paint the picture. If Paul found a beautiful car that had a 70% brake failure rate he would buy and drive it.
If Paul had heart surgery and the Doctor had a 70% failure rate of the patients dying...he would happily hop on that gurney. Now this might sound as if I am against marriage and I am ...at least the way it is practiced in this country. It is possible to find a woman who is not a scheming manipulative little criminal. Choose wisely.
You see Paul mistake was simple he listened to all of the marriage cultist around him that said "hey your in love, go for it you do not need an agreement when you are in love, plus if you love her you will not ask her to sign one." There is a name for people who do that.......BROKE! Paul here is what you do the next time you find yourself with that "all you need is love mentality". Remember just because a woman is beautiful or has a nice body or is a freak in bed or gives it to you good does not mean sign over your assets to her. Here is my formula for a good divorce or good union.

1.Find a good emotionally stable woman(hard to find but important).

2.Get to really know her and find out her attitudes about money.

3.Remember that just because she is a woman or man that you have to
automatically respect them. (Respect should be earned).

4. If this union does come to marriage then whip out the airtight agreement
and have them read it and sign on the dotted line.(note: If they scoff and
refuse to sign it, then you tell them that its important to you. If they
repsond by saying if you love me then you would not ask them to sign it.
Then you tell them that this is not about love,this is about protecting
(your)ass in case(she)gets greedy later.If they respond back by saying, by
signing this document you have already have it in your mind that we will
not last. Quote the above marriage stats then you say, hey its just an
insurance policy, when I buy car insurance I do not have it in my mind
that I will wreck my car but it is great to have it just in case,don't you
think. If she will not sign it after that then dump her ass and keep
walking.)

5. Make sure she has as much as you do financially(think ahead here)Now
although there are exceptions they are just a few.


6.If she does sign it then you have a good woman and you shower her with all
the love and respect and affection you can muster.

7.If she refuses to sign it then politely tell her that please do not let the
door hit her in her ass on her way out. And do not be angry with her. There
are other women out there who you can have sex with and party with until
the next one comes along. Remember do not chase them just replace them.



Well I hope these maxims will help out whether you are a man or a woman.
If you do not follow these rules then you deserve to get whats coming to
you.

A funny thought.

I have a question....would it not be funny if I was in Congress I wouldn't have many GOP friends. I say that because I'd be doing things just to make them mad, such as...
Wouldn't it be cool if a Democrat took the floor and demanded that every Republican
swear on the Bible, live on C-Span, to not seduce or molest any more young boys.
ha ha It'd never work, of course, but they would go berzerk with rage
and we might even get a 435-member fist fight going on C-Span.

Damn, I wish I was a member of the House.

Honest Republican ,Not!

I am so sick of this double standard that the republicans have when it comes to this pervert.The Republicans say that they want to get to the bottom of the Mark Foley sex scandal and that they aren't trying to cover it up. Well then, why are the hearings behind closed doors? When they were crucifying Clinton, they put it on live TV and made it as public as possible. But when it comes to their sex scandal, (which is a felony) they hide the truth from us. Foley was co-chair of the Exploited Children's Caucus and was trying to have sex with underage boys. And with Foley hiding out in an alcohol rehab center(and he isn't even an alcoholic) and the investigation hidden till after the elections, Republicans are hoping that the voters will forget their crimes and cover-ups in the next few weeks. If the Republicans have nothing to hide then why are they holding hearings behind closed doors?

Whore media.

Hey folks The above photo is my idea of a new republican voter cheating poster. Also I will be reading again the im messages from Mark Foley like I did last monday on the show for next monday for my "pedophile theater" segment. But check this out.
The real wonder of the Mark Foley scandal may be how it stayed under wraps for so long. Gee, could it be because the press won't cover GOP scandals?
As the story continued to pick up steam, Capitol Hill journalists came out of the woodwork to declare that they, too, knew that the Florida Republican had a reputation for coming on to teenage Congressional pages. One D.C. reporter recounted getting a number of email printouts from a source in May - the same messages that eventually brought about Foley's downfall after they turned up last week on an anonymous blog called Stop Sex Predators. The reporter sid she found the emails "inappropriate and a little bit creepy," but not newsworthy enough to get her editor's support for a full-blown investigation. Remember when Gingrich was Speaker of the House, he charged hooker fees to his credit card but the whore press refused to print the story.
When the Clinton rumors hit, the entire press ran with it like a dog with a stolen ribeye. They created entire TV networks to run any wild-ass rumor Drudge could fabricate and the Whore NY Times printed every unfounded allegation on the front page above the fold. When the sponsor of the Exploited Children law was caught sexing up children, the whore press refused to print the story.
If they would just print the facts, we could call it news.

Caught the Simple Bitch Lying.

Holy molesting republicans folks check this stuff out in the New York Times.
A review of White House records has determined that George J. Tenet did brief Condoleeza Rice(R-Lying Ho)on July 10, 2001, about the looming threat from Al Qaeda, the State Department said Monday. Rice told reporters that she did not recall the meeting, noting that she had met repeatedly with Tenet that summer about terrorist threats. Condi said it was "incomprehensible" She ignored dire terrorist threats two months before the Sept. 11 attacks. Yet the facts prove she did. When details of the meeting emerged last week in Woodward's book, Bush liars questioned Woodwards reporting. Now, after several days of back-pedaling, the Bush liars have been forced to concede Woodwards account was accurate. Just a few questions... How do you forget the CIA director telling you Osama is coming? How do you forget giving him the brush-off? See how these people just lie their asses off.

For Whom The Lie Tolls!

Hey folks Rep. Thomas Reynolds, head of the House Republican election effort, said Saturday he told Dennis Hastert months ago about concerns that a fellow GOP lawmaker had sent inappropriate messages to a teenage boy. Hastert's office said aides referred the matter to the proper authorities last fall but they were only told the messages were "over-friendly."

"The improper communications between Foley and former House Congressional pages is unacceptable and abhorrent. It is an obscene breach of trust," Hastert, Boehner, and Roy Blunt in a written statement.
Hastert and the others KNEW the pervert was tracking future victims and did nothing.
If the Democrats had any balls (should I finish this sentence?) they would DEMAND
that Hastert, Boner and Blunt step down and let them play some defense for a change.

Lying Crooks!

Condoleezza Rice may have committed perjury before the 9/11 Commission. At a minimum,
her testimony was a convenient mishmash of half-truths and omissions which served to paint the White House as innocent bystanders as 9/11 unfolded. Certainly, her testimony omitted the fact that the two most senior intelligence officials in the nation delivered a stern warning regarding an impending terror attack two full months before 9/11. The Washington Post carried a story that described a desperate attempt by George Tenet and CIA counterterrorism chief Cofer Black to draw Rice's attention to the looming threat of al-Qaeda. Tenet and Black insisted on a meeting with Rice on July 10, 2001.

"Tenet had the NSA review all the intercepts," read the Post story. On June 30, a top-secret senior
executive intelligence brief contained an article headlined 'Bin Laden Threats Are Real.' Tenet hoped his meeting would shake Rice. He and Black had two main points. First, al-Qaeda was going to attack American interests, possibly in States... Second, this was a major foreign policy problem that needed to be addressed immediately. They needed to take action that moment to thwart bin Laden."

The meeting, according to Tenet and Black, went nowhere. "Tenet and Black felt they were not
getting through to Rice. She was polite, but they felt the brush-off," says Woodward in his new book.

Jesus camp kids.

Folks this is the saddest thing you have ever seen a grownup do to unsuspecting children. I will be talking about this on the show tomorrow. I have seen this before
in.........dictator countries. This breaks my heart to see this crazed woman poison the minds of these innocent children. Talk about child abuse.

Simple Bitches!

Hey guys,I have some pieces of tape to show you. Now granted you will never see this on Fox News. Now remember after the Clinton interview,Condeleeza Rice released a statement that read what Clinton said was false and that they were just as aggressive as the Clinton administration.Hmmmmmmmmm Really Check these out and decide for yourself. Now you can see why they fought the creation of the 9/11 commission folks.