Friday, November 22, 2013

HOW TO UPSET A REPUBLICAN.

Now look,we all know I love to poke fun at idiot teabagging repubs. That is why they are there for.:)
So here is my favorite list of  things to say to piss them off. Plus, since I am feeling good, I decided to put in some facts(they hate facts) about Embassy bombings that they did not hold not one hearing over under Bush. But they have their panties in a bunch over Benghazi. Because of president Blackenstein..:) God bless you all !


Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:
1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.

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