Thursday, December 31, 2009

I Figured As Much!

I seems that I can't get an intelligent response from these right wingers concerning my challenge to them. All they can do is be racist and stupid. Check out their responses to my posting and have a good laugh at their expense. Now we all know that they are incapable of being factual on anything. They are weak on terror and let us get attacked on 9-11. I tell you what, Limbaugh better pull through or these poor people will not know what to think at all. The chest pains were probably caused by Karma. Come on you Palinistas hopefully you can do better....or maybe you can't.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Funny Stuff!

Reprint : Ken Kupcik

Since almost no one is willing to identify with the GOP these days, it can be difficult to diagnose conservatism. Here are some tips to help determine if you are a conservative:

10) You refused to share your toys in kindergarten, saying it would put you on a dangerous path to socialism.

9) You get angry when there are choices for languages on an automated call because you still don't have a good grasp on English.

8) You hate those "elite Hollywood liberals" but refuse to cancel your Netflix account.

7) You go to tea bagger rallies because you have no job thanks to the recession that "started under Obama."

6) You watch Fox News, but unlike most people actually take it seriously.

5) You become absolutely livid about imaginary tax increases.

4) You are against wasteful programs like Medicare, but also against cutting waste from programs like Medicare.

3) You criticize Michael Moore for his weight, without being able to refute a single claim that he makes in his documentaries.

2) You can enter any collective noun into the following sentence "The ______ are screwing everything up" except for the correct ones.

1) You find yourself saying "no" even to things that you actually want, like ice cream, and health care.

A Challenge To the Right Wingers!

Look guys you will not believe this shigatty. These right wingers are trying to use the Jedi mind trick on the country.To all of you Fox News lovers I have a challenge for you. In the last few days I have heard some incredible lies....OOps... I meant statements coming from the right that borders on being BATSHIT!. Before we get to the challenge, lets take notice of what the right wing is saying now. They now claim that no terrorist attacks ever occurred under Bush or that Bush inherited the terrorist attack from Clinton....No Lie!
Facts about 9-11

Bush tried to defund the 9-11 investigating committee. Why?

Bush never read not one PDB(presidential daily briefing)that concerned terrorism he claims he can't remember if he did or not. Why? After the 2000 election,Mr Clinton commissioned The Hart/Rudman commission that concluded that it is possible that we will be attacked on our soil and how to prevent it. He had Sandy Berger pass it along to Condeleeza Rice and it was never read by her at all.

Despite what he says about security being uppermost in his mind then how come they the Bushies never held not one meeting on terrorism not one since he first got in office. Why? He claims he thought it was a bad flying pilot on the first hit on the building but if he had read the PDB he would have known different.

They are claiming since it was planned under Clinton therefore he is responsible for it. Despite the fact Bush ignored all terror warnings. So to take this logic to the next level. Since the first WTC attack was planned under Bush SR then he is responsible....Right?

So here is my question or Challenge. Explain how we were not attacked on Bush's watch and why it is Clintons fault?

Now listen to Dana Perino(R-crazy bitch)

Then who is this guy on 9-11?

Now listen to this train wreck


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Coffee Lovers Of The World Unite!

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I love this story because I really love hot chicks and coffee...Why do we have a big sex problem in this country? Look I am not a big coffee lover, but hey this place is better than star bucks. The only problem I see is that these towns people do not want their property value to go down because of this establishment. Fair enough but its not like these lovely ladies are strippers. I mean they need to make a living also in this economy. I like this place. See for yourself. The only problem I have is with the prudish woman who will take pictures of patrons of this business and posting them on the internet to embarass them...what a jerk she is!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

????? WTF ..Dumb Quote!

"This fool along with you endorse a plan to force people to buy health insurance; nowhere in the Constitution does it say that people can be forced to buy stuff they don’t want, but you hate that piece of paper along with the chimp you voted for."-Bigoted Palinista(redundant)explaining why his side will aid in Obama getting a second term and also pretending he likes the constitution.

How stupid is this guy having the nerve to mention the constitution. No one ever claimed that this is covered in the constitution(see how they just pull these straw arguments right out of their collective asses). Now I heard this very same line repeated all over talk radio so it was just a matter of time I figured,before some ditto monkey idiot would post it here. They have been using this same stepford line for awhile,so of course this little hussy who sent me this comment will parrot anything ever told to him by his right wing masters.They are so predictable. Where were these talk radio zombies when the Bushies implemented programs that were not in the constitution?...Oh I forgot he and his other ilk were to busy having a "COCKMEAT SANDWICH"from Beck and Rush and the other Fox News dummies.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Again This Is How you Kick Rightwing Ass!

Folks again this is how you beat these rightwingers who lie about things. This is an instructional tape of Sen.Al Franken kicking the Hannity out of these worthless liars. Franken caught John Thune (R-lying ass)lying about the health care bill in a presentation(as they always do)on the senate floor and caught him red handed. Now Thune does not want to hear the truth as is always the case when neo cons get caught with their hand in the candy jar. Message to the rest of you wimpy dems this is how you beat some lying ass republican,take notice because these racist pinhead idiots make it very easy to do so."YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINIONS BUT NOT YOUR OWN FACTS" JUST LIST THE FACTS! The GOP does not and can not and will not deal with facts,keep this in mind.

Monday, December 14, 2009

A Tiger by its Tail!

Ok, we have all heard what happened with Tiger Woods. I mean wow, what a revelation that he cheats on his wife. I mean, I am so glad that he is the only golfer that does that and the only man that does that.The rightwing is having fun with it, although funny thing...they never had much to say about the republicans that cheat. Now we can all pretend that we are outraged at what Tiger did and we can pretend that we are so much more moral then he is. This incident I found so funny because the same country where tv shows like who wants to "Marry a millionaire" and "The Bachelor" are so popular wherein these people do not even know each other and professing love..have the nerve to criticize Tiger and say how immoral he is. marriage is sacred my ass!Oh please grow up! Men cheat and women cheat that is a cold hard fact and its normal for people to cheat.Why Anthony, why would you say such a terrible thing? Well how do we determine if something is a norm in this society? Well when a certain high segment of a population are engaging in the same behavior. Now I am not condoning this behavior,and neither did his deceptively strong wife Elin or as I call her SHE-RA. I am just presenting the facts. They say 65% percent of men cheat and about 55% of women cheat. That's pretty normal to me. People cheat on the road, in office meetings and corporate retreats. Let's be honest for a second,we all know that sex with the same person over a period of years (unless your spouse is freaky deaky)is borrrrring and gets old real quick. So you need a little variety in your sex life and thus a hot steamy buck naked zipless affair will do the trick. My only problem with Tiger is that he does not know how to cheat properly and he seems new to this game. First of all do not and I repeat do not ever leave text messages and voice messages on your mistresses phone(cheating 101). Now the ladies need to shut the hell up and not spread the info around and trying to sell a story. First a few things shocked me...I was shocked that Tiger was even getting some on the side(being a nerdy golfer and all). But I blame Tiger for this. He broke the fundamental rule of cheaters. Always cheat with people who have just as much to lose as you do. Make sure they know how to keep their mouths shut.I personally do not believe he screwed all of those women(never trust anyone who sells a story). So hopefully after our fake outrage over this we can concentrate on better things like the healthcare debate or something.