Crazy Quotes!

Here are some interesting quotes I discovered.

"As you can probably see I was injured myself, not here at the hospital but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won."
-- Dubya, joking about getting wounded clearing brush on his fake ranch with amputee soldiers,


"We must never tolerate one law for the Ruler, and another for the Ruled."

-- Henry Hyde, back when the president was a Democrat (damn hyocrite)
Henry, where are you?
Isn't it time to speak up?


"I don’t know of any legal basis to go around the FISA court. There may be some, but I’m not aware of it. And here’s the concern I have. We can’t become an outcome-based democracy. Even in a time of war, you have to follow the process, because democracy is about a process."
-- Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Whore)
Lindsey, you impeached the last president who you thought broke the law.
What's stopping you this time?


"This needs to be investigated, because whoever leaked this information
has done the U.S. and its national security a great disservice."
-- Mitch McConnell (R-Whore) pretending Osama had no idea Bush could listen to phone calls.

"If leaking classified info is such a big deal, then when is Karl Rove being fired?
Seriously. When is Karl being fired?
Or is it only a crime to leak when it proves that Bush is committing a felony?"
-- John Aravosis.
I had fun with these quotes it seems the neo-cons have a different set of standards when its their guy.