Ok folks according to a religious cult. The end of the world is tomorrow. Now since yours truly the Evil one believes that this is just another piece of religious nonsense, I am asking all christians who believe that to please give me all your money,wives.cars. Now if you love Jesus you will do it with no question. Here is what this strange group bases this nuttery on. This makes perfect damn sense if you have no brain or if you think Palin is smart.
"He and his fringe group of churchless followers believe that at 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 21, a massive earthquake will make its way around the earth, beginning in Fiji and New Zealand. Graves will open and two hundred million 'saved' individuals will float up to heaven. The doomed remainder will live on an unruly earth for five months before God annihilates it five months later. He says certain numbers repeat in the Bible along with particular themes. The number five means "atonement;" ten equals "completeness;" 17 is "heaven." Multiply those numbers by each other and multiply the result by itself. It equals 722,500.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he says. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
If you multiply that number by 365.2422 -- the number of days in the solar calendar -- it equals 722,449. And if you add 51 (the number of days between April 1 and May 21) to that number, it equals 722,500. "