Ok folks according to a religious cult. The end of the world is tomorrow. Now since yours truly the Evil one believes that this is just another piece of religious nonsense, I am asking all christians who believe that to please give me all your money,wives.cars. Now if you love Jesus you will do it with no question. Here is what this strange group bases this nuttery on. This makes perfect damn sense if you have no brain or if you think Palin is smart.
"He and his fringe group of churchless followers believe that at 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 21, a massive earthquake will make its way around the earth, beginning in Fiji and New Zealand. Graves will open and two hundred million 'saved' individuals will float up to heaven. The doomed remainder will live on an unruly earth for five months before God annihilates it five months later. He says certain numbers repeat in the Bible along with particular themes. The number five means "atonement;" ten equals "completeness;" 17 is "heaven." Multiply those numbers by each other and multiply the result by itself. It equals 722,500.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he says. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
If you multiply that number by 365.2422 -- the number of days in the solar calendar -- it equals 722,449. And if you add 51 (the number of days between April 1 and May 21) to that number, it equals 722,500. "
3 comments:
A big scam!!!!!
It's like he's trying to do a mathematical 3 Cup Shuffle. I have to try this.
So according to dude: "The number five means "atonement;" ten equals "completeness;" 17 is "heaven." Multiply those numbers by each other and multiply the result by itself. It equals 722,500. And the years since the crucifixion get multiplied by the number of days in a year to reach a near same number. And that number is supposed to be a "countdown to doomsday" for some reason.
He was obviously missing something because we're still here, so let's sink a new variable-ball into his math and see if it works out.
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Variable Ball:
2 means "pair" and 3 means "few" and 4 means "lots"
2+3+4= 9
Using alphabet code, a=1 b=2 c=3 etc...
P+A+I+R= 44 F+E+W= 34 L+O+T+S= 66 , 44+34+66 = 144 = ADD , 1+4+4= 9 or 4+4+3+4+6+6= 27 , 2+7= 9
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So it's the 3 cup shuffle, using nothing but simple addition to attempt to confirm doomsday.
So if you add a pair of days for a new total of 53 (the number of days between April 1 and May 23) it equals 722,502.
Or if you add a few days for a new total of 54 (the number of days between April 1 and May 24) it equals 722,503.
Or if you add lots of days for a new total of 55 (the number of days between April 1 and May 25) it equals 722,504.
We'll put the variable-ball under here to start with:
5+3= 8 , 5+4= 9 , 5+5= 10
8+9+10= 27 , 2+7= 9 or 8+9+1+0= 18 , 1+8= 9
[shuffle shuffle shuffle]
Round and round they go, where is the ball?
7+2+2+5+0+2= 18 , 7+2+2+5+0+3= 19 , 7+2+2+5+0+4= 20
18+19+20= 57 , 5+7= 12, 1+2= 3 or 1+8+1+9+2+0= 21 , 2+1= 3 or 18+19+2+0= 39 , 3+9= 12 , 1+2= 3
Maybe here?
27+57= 84 , 8+4= 12 , 1+2= 3 or 2+7= 9 , 5+7= 12 , 1+2= 3 , 9+3= 12 , 1+2= 3 or 2+7+5+7= 21 , 2+1= 3
Hmmm
18+39= 57 , 5+7= 12 , 1+2= 3 or 1+8= 9 , 3+9= 12 , 1+2= 3 , 9+3= 12 , 1+2= 3 or 1+8+3+9= 21 , 2+1= 3
[shuffling ceases]
Where did the ball go? According to this 3 cup shuffle, the preacher dude might just be a few days off.
Take a wide overview and the variable ball is apparent.
9+3+3+3= 18 , 1+8= 9 or even 9= 9 and 3+3+3= 9 , 9+9= 18 , 1+8= 9
The trick to the 3 cup shuffle is that the ball was in my hand the whole time.
2+3+4= 9
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It is also 103214 and a half weeks OR 103215 weeks when the extra 2, 3, and 4 days variables are added.
1+0+3+2+1+5= 12 , 1+2= 3
2+3+4= 9
3+9= 12 , 1+2= 3
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9= I
3= C
mind blown
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Base9
123456789=45 , 4+5= 9
111213141516171819= 135 , 1+3+5= 9 or 1+1+1+2+1+3+1+4+1+5+1+6+1+7+1+8+1+9= 54 , 5+4= 9
212223242526272829= 225 , 2+2+5= 9
135+225=360 , 3+6+0= 9 or 1+3+5+2+2+5= 18 , 1+8= 9
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