Friday, February 17, 2006

Quick Draw Cheney!

Hey guys check this out. Believe me if this was someone in the Clinton administration you will never hear the end of it. A Vice President only job is to preside over the Senate and replace the president if anything should happen. This guy waits 14 1/2 hours to talk to the cops and he can also declassify information. Four days after shooting a friend and then trying to prevent us from finding out, Dick Cheney poured
his heart out by answering edited, softball questions from Brit Hume, his first wife of FOX Whore News. Sobbing like a recovering crack whore on Oprah, Cheney said, "That was my finger on the gun. I pulled the trigger and even the great Karl Rove can't figure a way to blame this mess on Bill Clinton."
Cheney got off-script and admitted drinking beer prior to demonstrating "depraved indifference" to human life. Cheny's second in command George Bush said he believes ole Dick.
Armstrong, Cheney's new spokeswoman, told CNN that she never saw Cheney or Whittington "drink at all until after the accident occurred, when the vice president fixed himself a cocktail back at the house." This is an old lawyer's trick.
When you committ a crime drunk, hide from police and drink even more, thus preventing the cops from knowing how drunk you were when you pulled the trigger and almost (and may still) kill somebody. Follow the liquor,God Bless America

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really think that if this was anyone else..the shooter would be sitting in jail and they'd be investigating like crazy. But case closed? What if he dies? Still case closed?? I dont care who you are...President, VP or not..if you shot someone..they should investigate.
And wat if this lawyer knew more than he should have?? They could have just made it look like an accident and case closed!!!

The Goddess said...

I felt bad for the man. He apologized to the man that shot him like a abused woman. And then Bush took the time to tell us he was satisfied with Cheney's account of things. It's never Pinnoccio you have to worry about, it's Gepetto. The fact is that now what we already know has been confirmed yet again, Cheney is a heartless, thoughtless bastard.