Almost had him.

The following is a dramatization based on events that happened last year when Iraqi security forces captured Zarqawi and let him go because they could not identify him and also despite of the fact there are pictures of him all over the place.
Setting: Baghdad,Iraq police station.
(Scene: Two Iraqi police officers are questioning a suspect. They do not know who he is but in reality he is blood thirsty terrorist insurgent Zarqawi.)

1st Officer: So who are you friend?

2nd Officer: Yeah who are you? You look like this Zarqawi guy(throws down on the desk a copy of a magazine with Zarqawi's face on the cover).

Suspect(Zarqawi): Well my name is um...umm......ummm Ned and I am from Compton yeah thats right.

1st Officer: (disbelief)Hmmm are you sure. Because if you are the bandit Zarqawi, we will take you to the secret cia prison camp and torture you.

2nd Officer: Yeah we are already kidnapping innocent Oops! I mean were are capturing enemy combatants and with out much evidence we are dunking their heads in water until they drown and then we electroshock them back to life and ask them questions.Also we hook electrodes to their genitals and then zap them and then ask them questions and identify what terrorist group they are from we have to identify every potential terrorist.

Suspect(Zarqawi): Gosh that sounds alot like torture to me.

1st Officer: Shut up fool! we are merely engaging in light aggressive interrogation techniques according to the wonderful Bush adminstration memos.

2nd Officer: But back to the what we were saying earlier you look a lot like Zarqawi I mean you look like all the photos of him.

Suspect(Zarqawi):(using the Jedi mind trick on them) No I am not him, I am from Nebraska. You will not need my identification you will let me go at once.

1st Officer:(Jedi trick working)Well although we can not identify you and that is important. Despite the fact of your uncanny resemblence you are obviously are not him because we can not identify you. So we will continue snatching and detainng people and asking them hard questions and maybe we can find Zarqawi one day.

Suspects gets up to leave room and has he walks out the door he is greeted by his 6ft 6 wife wheeling a very strange contraption behind her. Hmmm probably nothing! The officers goes back to watching the ending of a movie called the "Usual Suspects".