Monday, December 14, 2009

A Tiger by its Tail!

Ok, we have all heard what happened with Tiger Woods. I mean wow, what a revelation that he cheats on his wife. I mean, I am so glad that he is the only golfer that does that and the only man that does that.The rightwing is having fun with it, although funny thing...they never had much to say about the republicans that cheat. Now we can all pretend that we are outraged at what Tiger did and we can pretend that we are so much more moral then he is. This incident I found so funny because the same country where tv shows like who wants to "Marry a millionaire" and "The Bachelor" are so popular wherein these people do not even know each other and professing love..have the nerve to criticize Tiger and say how immoral he is. marriage is sacred my ass!Oh please grow up! Men cheat and women cheat that is a cold hard fact and its normal for people to cheat.Why Anthony, why would you say such a terrible thing? Well how do we determine if something is a norm in this society? Well when a certain high segment of a population are engaging in the same behavior. Now I am not condoning this behavior,and neither did his deceptively strong wife Elin or as I call her SHE-RA. I am just presenting the facts. They say 65% percent of men cheat and about 55% of women cheat. That's pretty normal to me. People cheat on the road, in office meetings and corporate retreats. Let's be honest for a second,we all know that sex with the same person over a period of years (unless your spouse is freaky deaky)is borrrrring and gets old real quick. So you need a little variety in your sex life and thus a hot steamy buck naked zipless affair will do the trick. My only problem with Tiger is that he does not know how to cheat properly and he seems new to this game. First of all do not and I repeat do not ever leave text messages and voice messages on your mistresses phone(cheating 101). Now the ladies need to shut the hell up and not spread the info around and trying to sell a story. First a few things shocked me...I was shocked that Tiger was even getting some on the side(being a nerdy golfer and all). But I blame Tiger for this. He broke the fundamental rule of cheaters. Always cheat with people who have just as much to lose as you do. Make sure they know how to keep their mouths shut.I personally do not believe he screwed all of those women(never trust anyone who sells a story). So hopefully after our fake outrage over this we can concentrate on better things like the healthcare debate or something.


Mitch said...

I think you are right on the money about this one, Anthony. The most honest men on the face of the planet are Hugh Hefner, Gene Simmons, and Larry Flynt. They are honest about the nature of men, and they have a complete understanding that human beings are not meant to be monogamous; it's going against our very own biological nature. For a man to be faithful to one woman for the rest of his life, would be like someone who is right handed being forced to write with their left hand for the rest of their days. Oh it could be done, it's just going to be very difficult.

As far as the right having a field day with Tiger. I don't think it's just the right, but the media as a whole. America loves to watch celebs fall from grace. The TMZ, infotainment sphere thrives off of stuff like this. It reminds of the Pee-Wee Herman case from the early 90s,because it's a celeberity with a squeaky clean image who has been caught doing something that doesn't fit their image.

Marcus said...

I don't care about golf and I never really cared about Tiger. That said, I can't help but feel a little sorry for him. He seems like a decent guy, just a little naive when it comes to relationships.

Anonymous said...

oh, fuck Cheetah Woods