Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Funny Stuff!

Reprint : Ken Kupcik

Since almost no one is willing to identify with the GOP these days, it can be difficult to diagnose conservatism. Here are some tips to help determine if you are a conservative:

10) You refused to share your toys in kindergarten, saying it would put you on a dangerous path to socialism.

9) You get angry when there are choices for languages on an automated call because you still don't have a good grasp on English.

8) You hate those "elite Hollywood liberals" but refuse to cancel your Netflix account.

7) You go to tea bagger rallies because you have no job thanks to the recession that "started under Obama."

6) You watch Fox News, but unlike most people actually take it seriously.

5) You become absolutely livid about imaginary tax increases.

4) You are against wasteful programs like Medicare, but also against cutting waste from programs like Medicare.

3) You criticize Michael Moore for his weight, without being able to refute a single claim that he makes in his documentaries.

2) You can enter any collective noun into the following sentence "The ______ are screwing everything up" except for the correct ones.

1) You find yourself saying "no" even to things that you actually want, like ice cream, and health care.


Anonymous said...

Wow, you really are a hardcore commie just like the guy that you quoted:


And the guy is a fucking Jew or so it seems. Surprise surprise suprise:


John said...

What is the diffrence between socialism and communism? I ask this question because I read a lot of blog entry's from people who throw those terms around like they are the same.

I think Ken Kupcik have a good ideal on the intelect of the modern so-call conservative movement. (Try to give me the diffrence between socialism and communism in a intelectual way instead of "cranking out" talking points you get from talk radio)